Late for the Master Cleanse, to Heck with Her!

Technology Challenged

The information age continues to astound me and stump me at the same time.  I had these grandiose ideas of coaching the Master Cleanse, only this time putting my training on-line, setting up webinars, and sending invites via my list!

I planned to do all of this between working full time, which half of that is on a cruise ship, where I am away for a week at a time.  Not to mention the radio show and keeping track of existing Ardyss Body Magic and weight loss clients!  I planned to hire someone to set up the site, so I bought the mailing list software, bought the software to turn powerpoint into training videos, joined the platform that would house the videos, joined the outsourcing site, bought the package to do webinars and even upgraded my computer from broke-down PC laptop to mega desk top IMac with all the bells and whistles! Whew!  Then I cleverly took a week of vacation.

What Do I Do Now?!

That is when I learned a mind boggling revelation.  I do not know how to do ANY of this stuff!!  It has been so long since I owned a MAC I realized I have no idea how to use IMOVIE.  All of the on-line stuff needed passwords and the learning curve for each application, was a time devouring monster!  Even hiring someone to set up my emailing list platform could not get me to my deadline on time.  So after all night chats to a programmer in Pakistan, on-line HELP! chats with this software service and that hosting service, I HAVE MAD RESPECT FOR COMPUTER GEEKS!!!  …and when that was all said and done, I still had to get the information out of my head and on to Powerpoint.  A daunting task to say the least…  Oh and that week vacation?   Went by in two seconds and I never left the chair in front of the computer!

 All That To Say…

I am sure you noticed by now I missed my deadline for us to start the Master Cleanse.  Actually that is a first, from two years of cleansing as a group on Facebook, two times per year.  I know most of you watched the videos and ran out and bought your items then checked back on the blog to see when we were starting.  Only to find out that I had gone underground.  So if you started the Master Cleanse on Sunday, July 15th, I applaud you.  If you waited for me to get off the ship and resurface, I am humbled, and if you said, To Heck with Her, where are those left over Bar-B-Que ribs… I understand!

However, your reprieve is over and it is all up and running!  I am hosting an on-line webinar and you are invited.  The webinar is Wednesday, July 18th at 9pm Eastern Standard time.  If you want to join us, fill out the form in the top right column.  If you already filled out the form, you are on the list and you will receive an invitation.  Let’s do some “waste” management as one of you so aptly described it!  So fill out the form on your right, and I will see you all Wednesday night, for coaching on the Master Cleanse!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.sue.90663 Linda Sue

    HELP I NEED HELP. I WANT TO CLEANSE AND DETOX AND.LIVE HEALTHY. EATING IS NOT FUN ANYMORE. I WANT THIS BODY IN GREAT HEALTH..I FILLED.OUT THE FOR BUT GOT NO CONFIRMATION